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A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is

Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.

Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Evan by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
Evan by SerialStroker_SIgma April 29, 2024
They egg
Evan is a egg
Evan by Volstrich824 April 30, 2024
Is a real nigga with a massive cock'n'balls that will pertrude through his pants. He loves little kids just to make it look bigger than it already is
Evan by anonymous May 10, 2024
The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
Evan by pongschlap July 1, 2024
Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"
Evan by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024