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Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.
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Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
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Get the Evan mug.The most scrumptious piece of meat to ever be on a man -- an example to all. His phrasing, elegant. His gaming skills, questionable. If one were to find themself an Evan, they would be flabbergasted, astonished, aroused and defecate themself all at once.
"I saw Evan the other day and lost my edging streak!"
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
"Every time I see an Evan, I re-evaluate the meaning of my being here on this planet, when most of my days are spent wallowing in despair. My entire existence lives for Evan. I am so dependent on him that if he were to die, I would not feel very good, Mr. Stark."
by pongschlap July 1, 2024
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The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
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"Bro your being such an Evan today."
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
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