eskihoe

One who originates or has lived in Alaska, while at the same time being a whore, hoe, and/or jerk-off. Well known for horny nature and natural ability to abandon others.

Bryan, the Alaskan turned New Yorker, is a dirty eskihoe.

by Conneticutioner September 7, 2005

Eskimo ass pie

Humorous slang reference to any wad of frozen human feces most likely found outside during freezing cold weather in some area in the wilderness where someone took a shit. A play on the name of that tasty ice cream bar we all know and love.

Damn, while we were in the Canadian wilderness, Mark was getting his ass pwned in that awesome snowball fight until he found an Eskimo ass pie while he was down on the ground and splatted Frank in the face with it as Frank moved in to finish Mark off! Man, Mark was such a sick fuck to do that, but at least Frank got what he deserved and was made the laughing stock of the entire camp.

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Mark H. Providing UD definitions for a snowy day since February 2004.

by Mark H November 3, 2006

Esko

Esko is someone who is really cool. Someone you just want to be around and hang out with. He's a mysterious cat, that keeps to himself. He doesn't listen to authority much, just does whatever he wants. Usually has colored eyes.

1st person: Yo, y'all seen Esko?
2nd person: nah fam, haven't seen that cat in a minute

by Pointdex October 23, 2019

Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

by Ninjalord November 8, 2009

Eskimo goggles

To place one's taint on the forehead of a female and resting one's balls on their eyes.

She was out cold, so I made sure to put eskimo goggles on her.

She was wearing my Eskimo goggles all night.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

chili eskimo

The act of dropping a #2 into a condom then placing it in the freezer. Wait approx 3 hours. Upon removal from freezer (must be completely frozen)insert into anal or vaginal area for maximum pleasure.

Yo holmes, i totally chili eskimoed your sister last night...she loved it!

by peggyOniner May 11, 2009

chili eskimo

The act of dropping a #2 into a condom then placing it in the freezer. Wait approx 3 hours. Upon removal from freezer (must be completely frozen)insert into anal or vaginal area for maximum pleasure.

Yo holmes, i totally chili eskimoed your sister last night...she loved it!

by peggyOniner May 11, 2009