dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016

Dutch Supersoaker

To give a rusty trombone at the moment of ejaculation.

I gave Spencer a dutch supersoaker. He was not pleased.

by Señor Heisenberg June 28, 2016

Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.

by meer0ki October 4, 2016

dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.

"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."

by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012

dutch note

Another term for coupon.

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.

by ybomb September 13, 2013