dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

by soxpup November 14, 2007

Dutch Fireman

Having someone complete the act of pissing by shaking the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

JB gives the best dutch fireman when your drunk.

by Rock Daddy December 18, 2008

Dutch Horse shoe

A drinking game that involves playing with a frisbee, a dowel rod stuck into the ground and a pop can. Put the pop can on the rod and stick it into the ground. stand like 20 feet away and throw the frisbee at the can. If you miss, you drink. Play it with your friends who are too messed up to throw a frisbee, and they get trashed.

I played dutch horse shoe with my friends and they spewed all over the place.

by dippin' dan October 12, 2009

Dutch Friday

An Asian dude thinking he's a Dutch party animal in Amsterdam

Steven Lee is such a Dutch Friday.

by Kramer@yahoo August 18, 2010

Dutch Comedy

1) A comedic film, of Dutch origin.

2) A Porn movie. safely named 'Dutch Comedy' because the Dutch are not noted for their humor, or indeed, their film industry. when they do make a film, it's probably dark and depressing, but they do make great porn movies!

Dave: 'Are you doing anything tonight?'

Wayne: 'Yep! My girlfriend's away, so I've got a new Dutch Comedy from America and a box of tissues. I'm going to self abuse until I cum blood.'

Dave: 'Oh!'

by Just247 April 13, 2010

Dutch Wednesday

When a female is pleasuring a man orally so to make him believe that he can ejaculate in and around her mouth, but just as he begins to come - she directs his penis with her hands towards his own face and says "HAHAHHA its Dutch Wednesdays bIIIATCH" as he proceeds to jizzz all over himself.

yoo girls i totally pulled a Dutch Wednesday on Carl last night

by wowgal44 November 8, 2010

Dutch Marines Knapsack

A bag with one strap worn by metrosexual or homosexual males. Looking suspiciously like a manbag, but usually with a utilitarian design lacking the flair or self confidence of a genuine man bag. Consequently it is hard to determine if wearers of such an item are either metrosexual or homosexual and are more likely to be bicurious.

Brian: Geez Dave, whats with the man bag?

Dave: Its not a man bag, its a Dutch Marines Knapsack.

by zolasbackheel July 28, 2013