The act of consuming excessive amounts of booze in order to score with chicks. Usually leads to the person sleeping alone, fully clothed, and door open and television on. One may also spend an outrageous amount of money on buying shots for people at the bar. Usually after being squintzy drunk, one can not drink for a few days and must eat bacon cheese burgers.
by Winnie11233 February 3, 2010
Get the Squintzy Drunkmug. When you're at the perfect drunken state when all you can think about is satisfying your balls. Before this state, average girls are simply average and you don't want to fuck them. When you're after this state, you want to fuck everyone and your balls cooperate but your dick won't
Dave: Hey Jake, you see Daniel over there with that beat girl?
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
Jake: Yeah man, he's trying to get lucky tonight
Dave: He better hurry, because he's perfectly balls drunk right now. If he waits any longer he has no shot
by durak night August 7, 2010
Get the balls drunkmug. Chatting while inebriated on Facebook. Usually this results in apologetic posts the following day for the goofy behavior/demeanor from the night before
by jamminjvg November 12, 2009
Get the drunk chatmug. Not to be confused with Sun-Drop, Sun-Drunk is the state of general wooziness that happens when one steps into the shade after excessive sun exposure.
Readers should note, however, that sun-drunk-dialing usually isn't excusable.
Ironically, the perscribed cure for sun-drunkeness is ice cold beer, and not so ironically, silence.
Readers should note, however, that sun-drunk-dialing usually isn't excusable.
Ironically, the perscribed cure for sun-drunkeness is ice cold beer, and not so ironically, silence.
"Do you see that girl stumbling over there?" "She's probably a bit sun-drunk" *girl hits floor* "Okay, maybe really drunk"
"Joe, Lucie and I are going on a wicked bar-crawl tonight, wanna join in?" "I think I'm pretty well off, sun-drunk you know?" "Yeah, I'd put some aloe on that or something, maybe tomorrow..."
"Joe, Lucie and I are going on a wicked bar-crawl tonight, wanna join in?" "I think I'm pretty well off, sun-drunk you know?" "Yeah, I'd put some aloe on that or something, maybe tomorrow..."
by Lindsey Erin October 21, 2008
Get the Sun-Drunkmug. by hans September 20, 2004
Get the drunk mikemug. Something two friends will do every once in a while that involves one friend mentioning alcohol, and once those friends are considerably drunk they don lab coats and goggles and begin to conduct science experiments, be them even scientific at all.
These experiments may include various animals or people, but usually are pointless yet fun up until you collapse from too much alcohol.
In the end the duo will wake up the following morning not being able to remember everything, but clearly seeing the mess from the previous night. It's technically a hangover except you confine yourself and said friend to the house.
See hangover
These experiments may include various animals or people, but usually are pointless yet fun up until you collapse from too much alcohol.
In the end the duo will wake up the following morning not being able to remember everything, but clearly seeing the mess from the previous night. It's technically a hangover except you confine yourself and said friend to the house.
See hangover
Clark: Hey Tom!
Tom: What?
Clark: Alcohol!
*some drinks later*
Both: Drunk Science!!
*Begins to conduct a myriad of experiments that involve riding a pig and giving a bear alcohol*
--The following morning--
Clark: ...What happened?
*sees the mess*
Tom: We have got to stop doing this...
Tom: What?
Clark: Alcohol!
*some drinks later*
Both: Drunk Science!!
*Begins to conduct a myriad of experiments that involve riding a pig and giving a bear alcohol*
--The following morning--
Clark: ...What happened?
*sees the mess*
Tom: We have got to stop doing this...
by CinnamonAllSpiceLaFeva July 7, 2011
Get the Drunk Sciencemug. When you get so drunk that you start shivering, yet your friends still don't take you to the hospital for fear of getting in trouble by your parents.
by Malcolm X III March 14, 2009
Get the shiva drunkmug.