Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 21, 2015

Douche Bucket

The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!

Damnit Jeff, shut the fuck up! You are such a fucking douche bucket.

by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009

Douche Lemming

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

by Nearchow October 13, 2010

Douche Baggot

A mix of a douche bag and a faggot.

You are a douche baggot if you don't click thumbs up!

by bighillbilly March 02, 2009

Tool of a Douche

someone who is a complete tool and whose father is a complete douche.

George W. Bush is a tool of a douche.

by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009

douche smacker

Total moron; The type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.

Jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said "Hey Wifey, I want to make beautiful music with you." An onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, "What a douche smacker."

by mysticblum3 January 24, 2012

Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017