Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015
Get the Douche beardmug. The literal term for someone who is so incredibly full of shit that a single douche nor even a double douche will not do the job. Only a bucket-o-douche will suffice. If you do not know a douche bucket.....then you ARE the douche bucket. Too bad sucka!
by Chef Ba-dank-a-dank October 30, 2009
Get the Douche Bucketmug. Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.
by Nearchow October 15, 2010
Get the Douche Lemmingmug. by bighillbilly March 2, 2009
Get the Douche Baggotmug. by B.Gatewood January 28, 2009
Get the Tool of a Douchemug. by darknessofsins March 11, 2015
Get the omega douchemug. Another name which can be used to describe the general psychological state of the masses (also known as sheeple, sleep walkers, the herd, etc. ). Douche llamas wander aimlessly through life without much thought or concern in regards to how they are spending that life. They are not able to think for themselves, are generally quite boring and uninteresting to socialize with, but at the very least, douche llamas CAN be good for a hump or two... Sometimes even 3...but a 3 hump douche llama is as hard to find as a 4 leaf clover, so are few and far between.
by Seanonamous October 23, 2017
Get the Douche llamamug.