Donald Trump 

a corn cob with a shitty toupee

Donald Trump's hair is attrocious.

Donald Trump by lemonpielester November 5, 2015

Donald Trump 

Some rich bitch that has hot as fuck model girlfriends and is ugly as sin. That fucker could take that whack ass hair of his, cut that off, and then the hair its so popular, it could probably have its own lil gay ass reality show....the apprentice sucks

The Apprentice, Donald Trumps show, is worse than watching the fuckin OC

Donald Trump by Reppin Da Tree Oh Figh November 15, 2004

Donald Trump 

Living proof that oranges are evil.

Donald Trump is an Oompa-Loompa and you know it!

Donald Trump by BleachIsGoodForYourHealth January 28, 2017

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump is the 45th president of the US, some belive he is racist.

Donald Trump: *sucks*

Donald Trump by Epicnoober July 2, 2020

Donald Trump 

A Idiot that has the same personality as Aldof Hitler. The only difference is the hair cut.

Donald Trump is a idiot

Donald Trump by Hobo Bob-Joe March 28, 2016

Donald Trump 

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"

Donald Trump by G-Union April 5, 2004

donald trump 

someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair

"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."

donald trump by foo bear September 18, 2005