Holy Diver

Combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time.

The Holy Diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a wank and smoking a joint at the same time. Gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. Think being high, times ten. Careful not for lightweights and/or pussies that cant hold their cum. Start off with a weak joint and work your way up.

by warlock230 December 15, 2010

dive

A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR

If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE

Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you

by RockeyMullet March 19, 2009

Dive bar

A bar that is sleazy, poorly maintained and in overall bad shape

The "High Noon Saloon" is a real dive bar. Whenever it rains, you're bound to be ankle-deep in wastewater.

by FatElvis May 16, 2004

Coffee dIVE

The best place in the world to get a cup of coffee...

Coffee Dive Non corparate coffee houses. Mom and Pop

by Joelydia November 22, 2006

Dive

When you succesfully talk to your crush.

Did you see how Michael dived on Emily, she even gave him a hug after!

by ngvbo.m June 10, 2016

diverge

to move, lie, or extend in different directions from a common point;

president and his legislative troops may diverge

by delight raj July 28, 2015

Scooba Diver

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.

Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.

Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.

by Degnan2e January 9, 2011