by FuckS0C1ety April 28, 2015
Get the Disney partnermug. by definetik February 29, 2024
Get the Urban Disneymug. When a Large company, for this definition and example Disney Company, buys a franchise of really any type and Ruins It Completely. Star Wars episodes 8 and 9 are So Bad that Most fans think that Disney Ruined the franchise according to the available Canon, which is a term used for historically defined rules, creations, or otherwise established world-building used for the universe being presented. Disney, also for an example of the "Disney Cannon," Arbitrarily decided to "decanonize," or make Not Canon Anymore, Most of the old material because "it is inconvenient for the current material, "that were, again, So Bad that their Own Materials even Broke their Own Established Canon.
So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.
Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
So, for this example, the company Allowed uneducated people Of the franchise lore to take the "Disney Cannon," and make Arbitrary decisions Without Democratic Acceptance of the materials, that largely breaks, or makes incomprehensible, the content that the franchise has established as a whole and especially to the franchise's Established Canon.
Cannon is in reference to the blunt, destructive power of unregulated and unchecked misuse of power in Control of a Largely accepted artwork that can be seen as going Against the wants, hopes, and desires of the loyal fan-base.
Friend 1: "I can't believe they made money off of this film. There must just be So Many people that are fans that even seeing the movie 1 time at 15 dollars will make them close to a Billion dollars."
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*
Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
Friend 2: "Yeah, the Disney Cannon blew a gaping hole in the franchise and I am not sure they can even recover. I'm not buying their 40 dollar blue ray That's for sure."
Friend 3: 'I guess that Proves that you can cut the nose off the Mona Lisa if you can afford to buy it. the Disney Cannon really made a mess of things."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "The Rise of Skywalker is one of the Worst films I've ever seen. Can you believe how bad it was?"
Adversary to the Social Consensus: "You are a Sexist, a Misogynist, and a Racist for having negative opinions about this exceptional film with strong people doing their best."
Normal Person with Negative Opinion: "Looks like I've been hit by the Disney Cannon!" *Que Laugh Track*
Man: "I can't believe they've destroyed the established canon, over 30 years of great content, so badly and made so much material irrelevant to Their story arch. Rey can do these Ridiculous things Constantly and it makes no sense and was never even mentioned before, even in the films."
Insane Person: "You are just an angry man baby who can't handle strong women in lead roles."
Man: "I guess I've been hit by the Disney Cannon." *Que Laugh Track*
by MCPKG January 9, 2020
Get the Disney Cannonmug. The feeling that the world is pure and full of only simple pleasures; overwhelmingly peaceful. An added rain/waterfall noise makes it feel as if you are in your own fairytale, an enchantingly gloomy Disney classic developed by the brilliant mind of Walt Disney.
Disney Nostalgia:
"Imagine yourself in a white rose garden with a marble gazebo in the center. You are sitting in the middle of the gazebo, a wishing well a few feet away. The sound of the rushing water from the little streams surrounding you, and the mist created by the morning cold cools your skin refreshingly at midnight. You feel safe, euphoric, and at peace in this enchanting setting. Looking down at the river, you see the diamond-like reflection of the stars against the night sky and the warmth that is pure 'Disney magic' overtakes you as tears of longing and happiness dot your eyes. Take this moment. take advantage of it. Why? Because you haven't listened to these beautiful pieces in years and at long last, you can listen to them as if it was your first time. you will never get this feeling. so get a good cry in. But don't be sad, be happy."
"Imagine yourself in a white rose garden with a marble gazebo in the center. You are sitting in the middle of the gazebo, a wishing well a few feet away. The sound of the rushing water from the little streams surrounding you, and the mist created by the morning cold cools your skin refreshingly at midnight. You feel safe, euphoric, and at peace in this enchanting setting. Looking down at the river, you see the diamond-like reflection of the stars against the night sky and the warmth that is pure 'Disney magic' overtakes you as tears of longing and happiness dot your eyes. Take this moment. take advantage of it. Why? Because you haven't listened to these beautiful pieces in years and at long last, you can listen to them as if it was your first time. you will never get this feeling. so get a good cry in. But don't be sad, be happy."
by ijustwantoctober October 12, 2022
Get the Disney Nostalgiamug. It used to be the best family-friendly film/TV show production company, but around the mid-2010s, it began it's downward spiral into wokeness and remaking woke live-action versions of the original movies that cut out major characters (like the live action Mulan. No Mushu or Cricket to be found). It got WAY worse after the pandemic, and now they're releasing a woke version of Snow White where Snow White is an average looking girl and the Queen is more attractive than the person she's supposed to be jealous of.
Disney seems to be Hellbent on destroying itself at this point. The new Snow White movie that has a bitchy actress playing the leading roll is probably going to push Disney over the edge. Walt Disney is probably causing earthquakes with how much he's turning in his grave. I'm done with the company. When I go to Orlando in the future, I'm going to Univeral so I can hang out with Count Dracula instead.
by Failurebitch March 7, 2025
Get the Disneymug. A female product of Disney that manages to reach mainstream media either by their singing or acting.
eg. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Selena Gomez, etc.
eg. Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Olivia Rodrigo, Selena Gomez, etc.
by ugly w October 27, 2021
Get the Disney Divamug. Bloxburg Disney Adventure is a Disney Theme Park Which exists only in the game Welcome to Bloxburg on Roblox. Created in June of 2022, Bloxburg Disney adventure features five Rides, A Cafe and walk around characters. Bloxburg Disney adventure is open to the public four days a week and is Not affiliated with the Disney Company.
by squeaksqueaki July 24, 2022
Get the Bloxburg Disney Adventuremug.