Liv delusion

a very specific brand of delusion. this is where you dated someone who dumped your ass, then you go on acting like they didn't. this includes posting about them on social media with captions like "loml" and texting them asking when your next date is, when honestly they probably blocked your number.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.

1: did you see Amy's latest insta post? still posting about Ethan and her anniversary even though he dumped her ass
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late

by ZFTyler April 28, 2025

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

Sophisticated Brit Delusion

When a non-British person deludes himself/herself and thinks that all British people are nice and sophisticated which is really not true most of the time. There's rude and uncultured people everywhere, no matter what nationality you are.

American: Sometimes the people over here in the U.S. are so rude. I just wonder what it's like living in the U.K. where people are a lot nicer.

British person: Oh Hell no! I'm British and most of us here aren't bloody nice! You must be suffering from a case of sophisticated Brit delusion.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

non-turbulent diffusion

Diffusion that does not diffuse

That bass trap looks a lot like a non-turbulent diffusion panel

by mayerforpresident January 7, 2023

Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.

“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.

“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”

by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

master of the delusional arts

When someone always believes they are always right, the best at anything and can never be told they are wrong. Every time this person is wrong and not the best at what they say.

“You should have seen Ryan talk about volleyball. Complete master of the delusional arts”

by Dr. Strange Mustard December 17, 2023