Before there was rythym and music, and long before time itself, there was something different. It was a power, a life force, a shining beacon to the world. There was hope.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Years later, a baby emerged from a womb. As a boy, Danky Dan didn't realize his potential as a revolutionary, as a idol, as a man. He would later learn that his life was sacred, his time precious, his dreams a reality, and his Dankyness, supreme.
Cold, clammy, sweaty and wet. His hands sticky, his complexion pale and pasty. A man of prowess and grace, Danky Dan, the Dankiest of Boys, would enter our lives forever.
Danky Dan is a danky, danky boy, whose sole mission is to just straight dank it, everyday and night, until the day of reckoning arrives. Full blown dankin' from Monday to Sunday, awaiting his Judgment Day and holding in his sweaty, clammy hands, the fate of us all.
Dank on Danky Dan, Dank on.
Private Schultz : We've got a real dill of a pickle here, Sarge!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
Sergeant Davies: Don't you kiss your ass goodbye yet, private! Danky Dan is on his way with a whole can of whoop ass and plenty of danky dank to boot!
by goanna greg April 08, 2019
The most adorable baby to be born. He is a crowd pleaser and really has a way with the ladies (especially his work wife). The boy can take a head bang or two and bounce back laughing. His smile and giggle will light up any room and make any mood better.
by Malo July 07, 2019
by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011
Dan wells is a giraffe fat fuckin cunt , he thinks he has so many friends and that he’s hard and he doesn’t he’s gay and shows school boys his penis
by Oozzawooza August 07, 2019
A youtube duo who's been on youtube for almost the start. They are both part of the Lgbtq+ Community.
There has been some speculation about whether these two are dating. However, these two would like to keep personal details of their life private (reasonably) since sometimes, the dan and phil fandom like to fetishise these two men for simply being together.
And it has become slightly worse since they have come out. Yet, these two people are very funny, and I will not stop watching their content.
Dan= Daniel Howell(30 as of 2021)
Phil= Philip Lester(34 as of 2021)
There has been some speculation about whether these two are dating. However, these two would like to keep personal details of their life private (reasonably) since sometimes, the dan and phil fandom like to fetishise these two men for simply being together.
And it has become slightly worse since they have come out. Yet, these two people are very funny, and I will not stop watching their content.
Dan= Daniel Howell(30 as of 2021)
Phil= Philip Lester(34 as of 2021)
Some fan:Hey, did you watch the new Christmas Dan&Phil video?
Some other fan: Not yet, thanks for reminding me!
Some other fan: Not yet, thanks for reminding me!
by cautiouscapsacin January 19, 2022
1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.
by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023
Feeling two very strong emotions at the same time, one of which is always sadness. In honor of the band's ability to combine really depressing lyrics with peppy jazzy music.
by mauimattipus September 10, 2011