dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016

Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.

I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.

by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019

pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.

Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!

by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021

dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).

you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?

by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012

dutch note

Another term for coupon.

I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.

by ybomb September 13, 2013

Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .

I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie

by Bretski666 March 16, 2011

Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023