Double Dosekeet

Pronounced: "Duh-bell Dose-ski"

Definition: When someone outplays you, leaving you convincingly discombobulated, and mildly upset.

Man, your fucking boy gave me the double dosekeet! Absolutely mangled me, oh my god, I'm rattled.

by AllThatJazzo December 2, 2013

double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

Double Ass Chick

A Double Ass Chick is a kind of girl that you see from the back first and see a really fine looking butt. The kicker comes when you go to look at her face & it's looks like ass.

"That girl has a really nice fucking ass!"
"Yeah, but have you seen her face? ugh... she's a Double Ass Chick bro."

by UrbanDKing February 6, 2015

double rodeo

A Double Rodeo is performed by a man and two women. The man lies on his back while one woman rides his cock, the other woman rides his face. Just before he blows his load, he bucks both women off of him and jerks his load off around their necks like a lasso.

Dude, did you hear about Jeff's Double Rodeo last night? He went the full 8 seconds with Bree and Chantal!

by Mr. Libido October 21, 2015

hershey double dip

A sexual act involving three people, of which at least one is a male, wherein two of the threesome are anally penetrated by the third.

I picked up two chicks at the bar and they took me home and let me give them a Hershey double dip.

by snizzlewizzle December 28, 2015

double hitler

Sexual feat of taking or giving one cum shot to the head, and one in the bunker.

My blind date was an absolute freak; she took a double Hitler, and still came back for more.

by Guano Psycho August 1, 2016

double geezer

Pronounced "double-jeezer": when your girl joins you in the bathtub, wraps her legs around you, presses her anus against yours and farts into it.

My girl just gave me a double geezer! Turned the bathtub into a huge fart bong. I can still feel that shit!

by glenzo January 1, 2017