jelly donut roller

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.

That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.

by LoLo2B October 30, 2011

Touch the Donut

An Internet phenomenon consisting of stomach fat photos in which the subject, using both hands, forms an "O" shape connecting thumb-to-thumb, and index-to-index fingers. The subject then proceeds to squash their "gut fat" into an extruded "O" shape of stomach fat using their "O" hands.

Dude, she sent me a "touch the donut" photo! It was an awesomely nasty happy trail mixed with belly pudge!

by Darren Y June 12, 2009

rusty donut

The rusty donut is when you get arrested, and the police officer says he'll only let you go if you eat his rusty donut, which means he wants you to lick his butthole.

the cop said if I eat his rusty donut, he'll let me go.

by RapscallionATX July 8, 2006

cream-filling the donut

to release a burst of man juice into the sweet, preferably tight-holed ass, much preferably a woman

"Si! Si! Si! Ohhh, SIIIIII!!!" -Sounds from working up the power to cream-filling the donut, most preferably from the donut holder

by d4mn3d 5old13r May 16, 2006

Fudge Donut

When one ejaculates in another's mouth, and does a shit on top, THEN squeezes their cheeks, making the "custard" ooze out from the mouth, thus creating a Fudge Donut

Customer: Ill take a Fudge Donut please

Baker: Are you sure...?

Customer: Hell yeah!

(or)

I totally gave Bernie's Grandmother a fudge donut last night.

by Stegy McCazcaz October 10, 2008

jelly donut surprise

when you go down on a girl and realize she's on her period.

I went down on her and got the best jelly donut surprise

by MarlonS March 4, 2008

chocolate donut

after having your salad tossed, placing yer anus on your partner's lips leaving a rim print

by Anonymous May 31, 2003