The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.
Similar to a carface
Similar to a carface
by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008
Get the Donut Standmug. A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.
Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
Get the Duncan Donutsmug. The Sodexo variant of any form of food. Sodexo is a culinary master providing the most beautiful meals for the British Army whilst maintaining the ability for gut wrenching illnesses likened to cryptosporidium like Tommy in Trainspotting. The chicken is a peticular favorite among troops often finding its way onto the popular group FYB.
by Frogman jizz February 17, 2021
Get the Gravy Donutmug. by SPAAAAAM October 29, 2022
Get the Cloudy donutmug. by Keith Pipes January 1, 2022
Get the Manhattan donutmug. by PhillZ September 20, 2016
Get the Powdered Donutmug. When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.
She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!
by saucr April 6, 2019
Get the Busted in the Donutmug.