let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.

- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.

An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."

by NickiMinajsMinion May 9, 2021

Bag full of dollars

Synonym of "wallet". A portable container for holding any amount of currency, regardless of form.

The container does not need to be full, or even contain currency, as long as it is where one would normally look for currency.

This phrase may be used when one cannot recall the word "wallet" or desires to use a more informal term.

Remember to bring your .. your .. um .. "bag full of dollars" to the store.

by mesi November 23, 2022

Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.

While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"

by Reyer December 24, 2012

Dollar Store Lesbian

A straight girl that does gay things.

Human Queer Baiting.

Girl: "I love this girl so much. We cuddle, kiss, hold hands, spend all our time together, have sleepovers, bathe together, and live together. She also has more pride merch than I do. Too bad she has a boyfriend and is straight."

Other being: "Dang, girl. You got yourself a dollar store Lesbian."

Lesbian: I want Lesbians.

Mom: We have Lesbians at home.

Lesbians at Home: Are straight.

by Neon Ant May 16, 2022

High dollar piss

Beer of average quality.

Go grab some high dollar piss at the chevron.

by Wade, MD. September 21, 2023