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doctor fudge

one who inspects mens rectums for nutty bits of fudge
did you see rob and sneuss playing doctor fudge yesterday. that was so gay.
by Judgey Fudgey November 1, 2007
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Doctor Poo

Popular euphemism for 'I'm going to go do Doctor Poo.'
Other meanings of Doctor Poo are as follows,
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Shaking hands with Tom Titt
Choking a dark demon
Doing Ertha Kitt
My arse was just sick
Talking to god on the porcelain telephone
and the best one...
emailing your boss's letterbox with a dirty attachment.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 20, 2008
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Doctors

Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.
Doctor:: Ma'ma your sons dead
Woman:: NO!
Doctors:: Ma'ma please sit down. Ma'ma! SUCURITY!
by Hawkington =]] February 2, 2008
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Black Doctor

Something that is un-herd of

He usuly is riding his bike and then he was struck by a lightning and then he can read real fast and is good at scince and math. And when asked where he got the bike you must promptly say "He stole it!"
"Did you heir about Trevor i heir he was ridding he bike, and got struck by lightin! now he's plaing to be a Black Doctor!"
by Sok670001 October 29, 2011
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minge doctor

A geinocologist (or however its spelt)
Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor
by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003
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Doctor Who

THE good doctor!! w00t

Popular science fiction show. UK

Tom Baker was the best doctor BTW

He uses the TARDIS on a regular basis
by djjiles February 20, 2005
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Doctor

A person, sometimes unfortunately either a narcissist or someone who really needs to see a doctor themselves but lacks the executive functioning to work out that they have a problem which is not in the best interests of their patient.

In all cases, if you are going to approach a doctor or any professional with Internet or external information, you had better be sure it's worthy or entertainable

They are typically human in design, about 1.60- 2m in height, usually with 2 legs and the ability to raise or lower your blood pressure through their sheer confidence and aura of rationality.

In a percentages of cases, a doctor is a person who uses their brain and their amazing knowledge banks to treat a person successfully without trying to keep them hanging on like a gravy train drip. These people will try and study your history instead of turning their virtual roulette wheel loaded with 36 drugs.

These people should have the title Dr. DemiGod + <earth name>
"Doctor I don't think you are listening to me"

DOCTOR: "And youuuuuu are? Oh, take some pills and come back on your next pay day."
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by the apathetic one December 11, 2009
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