Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018

Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019

Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Soft Cucumber

A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.

Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!

by ninezero1 February 25, 2020

Cyber Cucking

Much like the work Cuck, "Cyber Cucking" is when a man or woman is at peace with his/her significant other having relationships with other men/women online, or if she/he sells pornographic imagery to other people online (either private or publicly).

This should not be confused or used in place of the term cheating, as in that case, the other person in the relationship is unaware of what is happening.

Person1: Hey, what happened to Spencer, is he still together with Jennifer?
Person2: Yeah, but she started to sell her body online, so he just hasn't been getting much private time with her.

or

Person1: Spencer is in a relationship, but his girlfriend talks with other men online and sends them nude photos in exchange for money.
Person2: Wait, she's cheating on him?
Person1: No, he's completely fine with it. She's just Cyber Cucking him.

by Gunnski March 30, 2020