Crunchy poptart

An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.

After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 5, 2018

crungey

When you have so much ass sweat it becomes sticky. May also be used as a describing word

Ugh im crungey.

Why do you like him hes so crungey

by Thou birthgiver May 10, 2018

Crunderdunder

A crunderdunder is when a person eats that booty like groceries, only to find a little crust in that butt.

Chaddington: Broseph, I was eating Brindle out last night, and I totally ate some of that shit!

Braddington: Oh my gahhhhh, brah! What a fuckin' Crunderdunder!

by Beeco the Borppo August 5, 2018

Crunck

comic A term used in comic books as sound effects.

he fell of a tree with a CRUNCK as the branch broke

by TheArtiz October 15, 2018

CrunchTime

When you are low on time before your uber arrives and you still need to drink more and smoke more to be fucked up.

Hurry the hell up Andy, our driver is 5 min away so you better believe its CrunchTime baby!

by ThePartTimeGeeber0012 February 2, 2019

crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019