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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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sea cricket

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016
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curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.
Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"
by The Few June 6, 2014
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Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.
Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
by Smegladon December 18, 2023
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Glitter cricket

Often know as a city slicker or a glitter chigger but for both sexes

Or a guy that say he knows what hes doing with cars, trucks, or hunting but really dont like to get his hands dirty or his boots.... just a glitter cricket....
by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020
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cricketting

The subtle act of stimulating your penis using just your legs by rubbing them together; usually performed in public. Done correctly, cricketing can provide a very stimulating experience.
Dude did you see the girl in the front row, I couldn't stop cricketting, I got jizz in my shoes now
by Dog_vagina June 28, 2015
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Cricket

My friend B. M. is a Cricket but is also a cockroach sometimes
by anonymous January 19, 2022
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