Rent a cop

A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!

CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!

by SOULVIVOR April 29, 2022

Tiddy Cop

A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.

Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”

by Cthulhu’s Ramen December 18, 2018

Medieval Cop

Medieval Cop is a mystery/humor game series created by GeminiGamer, also known as VasantJ. The games are centered around a depressed, drunk cop named Dregg Moriss who solves crimes and fights gods

Medieval Cop is the greatest game series ever created!

The person who created Medieval Cop is a genius!

by Dead Dregger September 24, 2021

Cop Fest

congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.

"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"

by Big_Mex_ May 4, 2009

Squirrel Cop

Another name for Game Warden

Hey, did you hear that the damn squirrel cop gave me a ticket?

by og_Fainted November 13, 2021

Cop Knock

Extremely hard, loud, repetitive pounding on an outside door or window to show authority to those inside and get them to open the door.

I know Daryl is in there sleeping so I'm gonna Cop Knock and wake him up.

by SoManyShenanigans August 14, 2021

cop a groove

To Dance. To feel the music, and convincingly move to it like you know what you're doing. To dance in a manner that is appropriate for the music you are dancing to. To get locked in to the music, and move to it in whatever way comes up naturally. To dance with confidence, like no one is watching. To dance in a manner that impresses the chicks, and might get you laid.

"He couldn't cop a groove to save his life" - From the song "Poor Tarzan" by Little Charlie And The Nightcats ~1986

by iyhnALEX June 28, 2012