commen

A commen is:

a) a cereal company in competition with criterion
b) a chicken
c) an insignificant comment which doesn't make sense but is funny to the writer and an individual reader nonetheless
d) a computer omen

Girl: My computer just crashed!
An It: It's a commen.

by Mimi George September 6, 2006

Commercial Music

A typically indie or alternative-rock song that has a good beat and/or catchy lyrics, making it likely to be used in a television commercial.

Person A: Listen to this new Phoenix song!
Person B: It's good... but it sounds familiar. I think I've heard it before.
Person A: Yeah, it's commercial music

by AdmitIthipsters May 28, 2010

comment whore

A person who comments many times on one persons blog, myspace..etc.

Damnit Becky, you're like such a comment whore. You commented me like 12 times in like 1 minute.

by Jeb A. Diah December 12, 2006

Witty Comments

A comment used a flirtation tool to back up a statment. Also used to gain status among members of the opposite sex.

"Oh god he had an average of fifty witty comments per converstion, shit now i'm getting horny."

"Witty Comments are so sexy!"

"Oh that is so witty"

by CheezyPumpkinPie March 17, 2009

commence intense mamboage

To leave one place in order to go to another place that is infinitely more entertaining, such as leaving a house to go to a party.

most commonly used to tell someone that you're coming, and leaving you're current position.

"Aight then, you coming?"
"yeah, i'll commence intense mamboage in a minute."
"party on."

by Bob Dole June 14, 2006

comment fisher

a person on myspace, xanga, or any other comment enabled bogging sites that practically exists for the act of asking for as many comments as possible while being annoying in the process.

guy 1:dude, that chick is a total comment fisher
guy 2:no she's not
guy 1:how many times has she asked you to leave her a comment
guy 2:everytime we talk
guy 1:my point exactly

by Vidal September 17, 2006

Comment Clash

Extensive arguments that take place in the 'Commentary' of a YouTube video. Usually regarding politics or racism.

I was interested to see what others thought of 'The Evolution of Dance' video, but then I saw yet another comment clash over racism in the United States was taking place.

by Hank White February 21, 2009