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Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011
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U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

1. When you cockblock but unknowlingly do it

2. To interrupt a private moment or conversation with two people by accident or unintentionally

3.To make up for your accidental cockblocking afterwards you say U.A.C.
Friend:Man you totally ruined me and Jesse's convo,i was about to get her number.Cockblocker!

Friend:My fault U.A.C.(Unintentional Accidental Cockblocking)

Friend: Alright man its cool then
by Sneakermandan July 18, 2010
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cock block

Some one who will interupt you while being with someone else
Your Going to meet up with your Girl/Boy friend(just the two of you) and someone(a.k.a. the cock block) tags along
by Murdaa December 9, 2007
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cock block

1. Any article of clothing blocking access to sexual intercourse.
2. A persone preventing you from having sexual intercourse.
3. A mean name to call someone when they are doing something wrong.
4. shit dude i don't know
1. Your Pants are being a cock block.
2. Billy Ray Cyrus was a cock block.
3. You broke it you cock block.
4. person 1: "What do you wanna do?"
person 2: "Cock block"
by fallen_dopeangel December 16, 2007
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Party Cock Block

A.K.A: PCB
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where

a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
Donnie: did you bryan got druck as hell at that party saturday and Party Cock Block 'd Dave ?

Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
by veggieboy1234 April 14, 2010
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Clown car Cock block

when someone offers a girl a ride home in an overcrowded car with the intention of preventing consensual sex
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown car cock block
by alwaysangry November 30, 2009
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cockjock

A person that is so cocky that he rides a horse to get his jock in a bundle.
Guy Stanley is a cockjock.
by Mr.luvmuffin December 1, 2003
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