Cozy coat

An innocent alternative for describing a straitjacket

I think we should put you in a room where we can keep an eye on with a cozy coat.

by Mikhail Peanuts December 21, 2025

Nigerian Coat hanger

The act of sitting on top of someone's face like a perched gargoyle with your feet and balls in their mouth at the same time.

Gurt: Me and my girl usually get pretty freaky. Last night i gave her a Nigerian Coat Hanger.

J. Epstein: You make me sick.

by Kiddnaps December 26, 2025