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Rent a cop

A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!
CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!
by SOULVIVOR April 29, 2022
mugGet the Rent a copmug.

Cops and robbers

Might've started as a kids game
But it means cop it and rob it
As in see it and steal it
Burglary, mugging the l
Cops and robbers tonight?
Anything decent?
Yeah
Ok, could with some extra dosh
by HAMMERHEAD EEJIT May 4, 2021
mugGet the Cops and robbersmug.

Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.
by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014
mugGet the Cop Karmamug.

Tiddy Cop

A man who dedicates his life to guilt tripping women into wearing clothes that cover themselves completely from their neck to their feet, but only after he’s gotten a long look at their tiddies.
Man: *stares at woman’s boobs for a full 10 minutes*
Woman 1: “Um, can I help you?”
Man: *Offended tone* “You really are showing way too much of your cleavage. It’s unsettling and offensive. Do us all a favor and cover that up.”
Woman 2: *Whispers to Woman 1* “Damn, what a tiddy cop.”
by Cthulhu’s Ramen December 18, 2018
mugGet the Tiddy Copmug.

Cop sanders

A cop sanders is a pedofile who works for a security company Thant’s pretends to be police. They usually drop the soap on purpose in jail.
That old dude is a cop sanders
by The Roman sex God January 15, 2020
mugGet the Cop sandersmug.

dream cop

Dream Cop: A cop that exists in your sick fantasized world. His job is to cock block you so you won't jizz all over the bed or give into corruption of the porn you watched last night.
Dream Cop
Joe got into bed very horny. He was dreaming about the porn star he saw last night and was about to do her in the middle of his fantasized parking lot porn until the Dream Cop busted him. Dammit says Joe I was about to climax until the dream cop busted me!
by sdnative5901 May 22, 2016
mugGet the dream copmug.

Cop Zone

The area that a sneaker head or hypebeast can cop or get shoes/heat.
person 1 " how good is your cop zone"
Person 2 "bro it sucks now that high valley mall closed, they do that stupid raffle and i can never rsvp any thing"
person 1 " If you pay Brian at foot locker he will hook you up"
person 2 " I AINT PAYING ANOTHER 50 BUCKS. I'M ASS OUT !!!!"
by kicklicker September 5, 2013
mugGet the Cop Zonemug.

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