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cock-block kung fu

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.
Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan
by MMA J February 7, 2010
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Cocooning

When someone excludes themselves from society and attempts to improve on a certain factor of themselves such as a particular skill, their personal appearance or an assignment so when they're done they feel like a beautiful butterfly.
Person A: "Is Andrew coming to the party?"
Person B: "Nah he's cocooning."
Person A: "What for?"
Person B: "He's trying to get in shape."
by theguyfromthepole November 9, 2013
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cock eatin' fuck

A more extreme form of being a cock sucker.
Said in anger with intent to offend, "You cock eatin' fuck!!!" Makes no sense. But, it sounds funny.
by Mike Unstinks February 16, 2007
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cock of the walk

that guy thinks he's the cock of the walk
by dc August 4, 2003
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cockpet

a cockpet is produced when extra air is pushed from the penis. it's a quief for men.
Sorry... I just made a cockpet...
by coucoubloublou August 17, 2009
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Cocogoat

The cocogoat is a fictional magestic creature that can bless you with coconut milk straight out of it’s utters. Cocogoats can be found in the wilds of Teyvat. A person named Qiqi loves cocogoats because of their reproducing coconut milk mmm...tasty
Qiqi : “find me a cocogoat...”
MC : “a what”
Qiqi : “a cocogoat.”
MC : *searches this specific urban dictionary* “ohhh”
Paimon : “Paimon doesn’t get it, maybe Paimon has a peanut brain
by Angie Ch. November 23, 2020
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also, cocks

In internet usage, it is usually interjected after a long explanation or something unfunny to make the reader laugh.
A good example would be a "Investigation" YTMND: It will have a long investigation of a meme, e.g Sexymofo, and at the end, will suddenly display "also, cocks" to make the reader laugh.
by OLOL January 21, 2007
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