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the clapper

The "clapper" is the little piece of metal that dangles inside a bell, causing it to make noise when it hits the sides. As such, when a female stands up after sex and wiggles her hips side to side, causing her outer vaginal lips to shake, it is called doing the clapper. (The female version of the helicopter).
After having sex with Carl, I always like to do the clapper to make sure he didn't cum inside me.
by memcano June 6, 2014
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Clappage

The sound of moist testicles slapping against anus during heterosexual gymnastics.
Nelly: By gad, Sir Rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
Sir Rupert: Aye, I don't doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
Nelly: Will Sirs balls need a scrubbing?
by Sally Walnut April 28, 2011
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Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.
Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!
by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010
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Clapping

1. Hitting your hand with your other hand in appreciation of something.

2. Sandwiching somebody's lower torso between your hands quickly, intended to be painful.
1. Wow that concert was good! (starts clapping)

2. Bill: DO NOT EVEN TRY CLAPPING ME JOHN
john: (Claps bill)
Bill: (screams in pain
by Prankmaster1234567890 December 23, 2013
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clapper

the young girl was clapping....
by Olive Jiuce November 17, 2003
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chappaqua

midddle to upper middle class suburb with rural overtones. It has a farm called muscoot. Located 32.4 miles from Grand Central, one has to endure a 53 minute train ride to access the city. The local highschool's academic ratings have fallen every year according to newsweek. 23rd best 2003, 42nd 2004,and now 62nd for 2005. vannessa l. williams and the clintions live here, which seems to make residents feel better about themselves. neighboring towns like bedford, greenwich, and mount kisco also have famous residents.
i dont have an example. i have to use the chappaqua for the computer to let me post this definition. chappaqua.
by chappaqua resident2 September 26, 2006
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clapping

Something really ugly black girls do when they get in a fight.
alex:"hey jeffrey did you see the fight in the cafeteria?"

jeffrey:"yeah but their was too much clapping."

alex: "true that home skillet."
by Da 305 June 18, 2011
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