christian anthony

my father, my god, my will to live. he's perfect in every way and his voice will fuck you up.
a member of satanist cult chase atlantic next to bitchel and clinton cave.

hes also the plug.

"woah who are you following on instagram?"
"just christian anthony, my god"

by bitchel is the pluggg February 17, 2019

Christian Aitkens

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy

Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

by Justlivewitheachother! May 1, 2023

facebook christian

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.

Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."

by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010

Christian Crank

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.

"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".

by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008

christian server

a place where you may not swear

Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!

by MQGaming August 21, 2017

Tom Christianitis

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.

I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011

Sunday Christian

A person who acts like a Christian on a Sunday but does not the rest of the week.

"See that woman up there, shes a real Sunday Christian"

by Hi Ho April 10, 2009