Chinese Cracker

A person who tries to roast others on online games that have mint green hair and is very white with freckles.

Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.

Oh my gosh they are such a Chinese Cracker

by RoasterOf2017 January 17, 2017

Chinese Trots

Simply put, having an acute case of diarrhea where one is careful to keep the butt cheeks tight to prevent possible leakage while walking to the nearest facilities to release the Kraken.

Dude, did you see that chick over there walking kinda funny? I thought her hip huggers were just way too tight, but then I saw a green apple splatter on her ass. She must have the Chinese Trots...

by Mountain Lion May 26, 2012

that's pretty chinese

adjective: Used to express feelings of disapproval. Suitable times to use the phrase include when something could be considered cheap and petty. It would have to be something very minor, yet often the subject of senseless banter and complaining. In other words it's very annoying.

Example 1:

Pete: Bro, she left me for some weirdo that looks like a Don Knotts

Dave: Huh, that's pretty Chinese.

Example 2:

Clerk: Could you give me your name, sir?

Tax filer: Oh yeah stones. I'm not supposed to eat stones.

Clerk: ...That's pretty Chinese, sir. Can I have your social security number just in case you get lost finding your way home?

by Bake'Em AwayToys February 25, 2011

chinese mongoose

taken from the expression "as a mongoose", it means an uber amount of something

dude that chick was as hot as a chinese mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

chinese torpedo

When your doing a girl doggystyle and you knock her arms out and drive her head into the headboard

Does your mammas head still hurt from the chinese torpedo i gave her last night?

by Beaner September 2, 2004

Chinese Deathstar

A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.

If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.

by JPey December 19, 2007