Cheater

noun

1.) Scum. Trash. Whore.

2.) Someone who resembles or is in the process of resembling a dirty diaper.

3.) A person that is not a fan or gets along with Carrie Underwood.

4.) That guy named Steve who always peaks at your Uno cards.

The relationship between a cheater and their cheaty is best described through a poem.

Ahem.

The Only Color that Mattered (as read in a British accent)

I didn’t know what colors were
Until that moment I met you.
Taking my hand you showed me
How the green trees could swim

Through the blue waters of the sky.
How the orange light can shimmer off
The bronze puddles in the backyard.
How the night’s black air could turn
Into a grey dawn of blissful serenity.
But then you decided cheat on me.
So now the only color I can see
Is the brown shit I left on the hood of your car.

by pudgyboymike May 5, 2014

Cheater

A cheating unfaithful prick that thinks they can get away with kissing or sexual contact and etc.

Girls or guys if you are reading this because your love is cheating. Dumb their ass because you are a badass that is beautiful and deserves better.

Liam is a cheater and a player don’t date him. You are gonna get STDS.

by Madison” March 13, 2019

Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.

Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.

by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010

cheater, cheater monkey beater

This is a comical way to mock someone masturbating.

Ben Dover's brother peeked into the bathroom and chanted "cheater, cheater monkey beater!"

by I, Wreckerrr January 2, 2017

Chestica

A girl named Jessica with giant boobs...

Chestica and Elizabreast both have amazing racks.

by alittleconfused1 January 22, 2009

Not The Cheat

The guy from 21 Jump Street.

Not The Cheat. Not The Cheat.

by Twitchy McGee February 23, 2003

Chestbeater

Term used to describe A conceited,Egotistical person who may feel that the're better than everyone and everything around them. It's almost like "beating you chest" as if you're superior.

That man's a chestbeater because he always sees the wrongs in other people, other than himself.

by mrscrapyrd January 17, 2011