chance

when a man attempts to insert his penis into his own butt hole then once he is ready to ejaculate he aims it at his own face and then licks as much as possible off of his own face. Once he is finished with this he grabs his partner and tries to bite off his/her pubic hair.

I saw two guys crank that chance to each other.

by tbwakkaflakka January 16, 2011

Chalice

Term used as nickname of 'Coca-Cola'. Predominantley used by weed smokers.
Also known as 'chal'

"Man grab me a bottle of chalice,this weed is harsh as a motherfucker"

by Jimprick December 1, 2009

last chance for you

A gay ass russian emo band with horrable vocals, all the band members are fags and like to fuck each other in the ass.

Roma - "Hey dude do you want to go to the last chance for you show tonight?"

Semen - " Noway man i would better drink some beer tonight then whatch those fags jacking their guitars again!"

by morbusnigga August 2, 2009

Plonte Chanche

Wait till you see my dick , usually used by intoxicated boyfriends..

"I lobe you roo, plante chanche" translation: "I love you too, wait till you see my dick"

Girl: Boy you cray.
Man: *Air hump* PLONTE CHANCHE!
Girl: Wtf?
Man: "What? It's french..

by MysteriousDeviant April 29, 2012

take a chance on me

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.

I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.

by 8seconds August 20, 2017

You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance

A song by A Day To Remember written about when you're playing Call Of Duty. An enemy is five feet behind you, and in attempt to kill you, they waste time fumbling to throw a grenade instead of shooting you. In the time it takes them to do that, you turn around kill them effortlessly.

Brett: Dumb ass computer. He was standing behind me and in the time it would have taken to shoot me, instead he pulled out a grenade.

Josh: What a retard.

Brett: Totally. I killed him while he was still taking it out. He could have just shot me on the spot and killed me! You Should Have Killed Me When You Had The Chance, CPU.

Josh: Yeah.

by JaelleRivers January 27, 2013

chancra

blisters on the foot as a direct result of bodyboarding/boogieboarding.

ow fuck. got mega chancra and its hurts like shit.

by roboto9999 April 16, 2009