by #VaticanCity October 7, 2023

A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.
by Masterg1 November 14, 2023

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church
by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Catholic Central High School may be one of the worst catholic schools in the Albany area this school is so poor that they are moving to a small elementary school in Latham, they barely can keep an ELA teacher and it wouldn't surprise me if they hire another rapist for a teacher and what's the deal with science teachers like they keep those ether they literally have 0 sports team they do not even have a football field they barley have enough kids for mod teams and JV teams the whole school is just favoritism students just skip classes and just sit in the coach's office kinda sad if you're ever thinking about sending your child here never do, hot dogs in the wall ceilings are falling apart, have a basement and an upstairs for literally no reason shit is a joke everyone just vapes in the bathroom fuck dis place, barley can find any teachers at this bum ass school
by sloppytoppy76 February 8, 2022

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.
by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!
Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered
by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

Making a magnanimous offer to do a honorable deed after the opportunity has passed and is no longer an option.
Pius made a Catholic Promise to donate to our charity after our organization was forced to disband due to the his personal donor default.
by Mongrel the Elder April 6, 2024
