carlos

he is almighty god and owner, creator and divine founder of the universe as we know it.

carlos reigns over all, but his physical appearance is of a flea.

*In life threatening situation*
1: CARLOS, SAVE US! PLEASE!
2: I PRAISE YOU CARLOS!
1: WE MUST PRAY TOGETHER!

by ilovetwitch February 2, 2021

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Карлос - огромный человек и человек, не позволяйте им приближаться к вам, или они потянут ваш быстрый ...

Омг, что парень Carlo - это все!

by XX69DATBOI69XX November 22, 2018

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Carlo

A unique name centralized in Italy. Very cool. Refers to extreme strength

When playing mancala many players go for the Carlo Opening.

Carlo is a very cool guy with a very cool penis.

by Carlos_carlos May 16, 2021

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A miserable fuck who needs to fix his hair

Carlos is a cunt

by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024

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The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)

Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"

by Breanne.Boo January 17, 2012

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Carlos is a cool guy but he has no respect for his closest friends. He tries to take your stuff and gets mad at you when you point it out. He blames things on other people and is just an all around first class loser. Carlos is a jerk.

Shaniqua: “hey have you seen Carlos B’s new car?”
Jake: “yea I can’t believe he had to copy you”
Shaniqua: “yea I know it’s such a carlos thing to do”

by Shake ya mama June 4, 2020

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