south carolina condom

The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.

I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.

by ziggy muffins April 24, 2011

Candyman

The man who provides coke, cocaine to the addicts of a run down, neglected community. Usually bottom dwellers, bums, crackheads, people stuck in the 80s, african americans, white early 20 somethings, and washed up carpenters.

Joe got payed today, I'm sure the candyman will be paying him a visit.

Papa single handedly paid for the candy means trip to Hawaii.

Budso Loves the Candy man's product. His nose gives it to sniffs up.

by Mr Magoe October 14, 2014

condom in back pocket

it is a good luck charm during parties. It states that you will not get caught by the police.

thank god you put your condom in back pocket, i don't feel like getting cought.

by partyanimal223 January 20, 2009

Suede Condom

Someone that gets played really bad, Old school term back in the 80's (NYC) . One who gets seriously tricked or fooled. Used in the Oran Juice Jones song "Walking In The Rain"

Man, she played me like a Suede Condom

by C Bizzle May 24, 2005

Poopy Condom

The product ie. condom after being used for anal fornication.
Synonymous with someone who likes to do fat chicks in the ass.

2. A condom that is deficated on during the act of anal penetration.

3. Someone who is as useful as a poopy condom

"Did you see that poopy condom he left in his best friends bed?"

"That kid is a pile of shit!" "No he is a poopy condom."

by XXforlife April 13, 2010

Burnt condom

the act of putting a mixture of jalipino juice and cayenne pepper on the outside of a condom before fucking a girl.

Guy: are you ready for this?
girl: yea baby
guy: ok it might sting because my cock is so huge
girl:i can handle it
*puts on the burt condom*
girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
GUY: THAT'S MY BURNT CONDOM BITCH! THATS WHAT U GET FOR QUEEFING ON ME YESTERDAY!

by connor corrigan October 12, 2010

Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt

when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011