cricket master

The Love of Audra Marie Hicks Life...Forever!!!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

crickets

In place of saying shoot or shucks.

Doug- Did you do the homework?

Ted- Crickets!

by cricketjoe September 12, 2017

Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

trailer cricket

Mouthy preteen girl that predominantly lives in a trailer park..

I am so sick of that trailer cricket getting mouthy with me

by ack78 April 28, 2016

Moon cricket

A reference to slaves who sing at night

Those damn moon crickets won’t shut up

by Moon cricket 42069 March 9, 2024

Bush Crickets

A type of std typically found in tropical regions. Uninvited interlopers to one's pubic mane that came by way of an unclean lover.

“Damn bro I’m staying put tonight I done ended up with mf bush crickets from that hooker…”

by Lasagna slut July 15, 2025