ditch cricket

Female one who dwells around the truck and trailer park hiding in the ditch in the dark licking the chin off her face.
The obscene ways of a truck stop creature comes afar came as I was grabbing hotdogs with my buddy I squealed and she rank told that ditch cricket to kick rocks
by Pastor Michael November 27, 2017
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cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"
Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!
by eurocelt June 30, 2017
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Dock Cricket

There’s always those chicks that hang out around any dock or boat ramp that will blow or take a hard rod to ride along on the boat with any random captain. These are the chicks we’ve spoke of!
I knew she was a dock cricket when I said “Well, to ride with us we take Ass, Grass, or Cash”.. Lets just say, she provided the Ass!
by CricketSmasherRFFCPIRATE November 03, 2020
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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
by RingGo July 23, 2017
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Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.
They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.
by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021
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Milk cricket

A fat white social justice warrior who thinks poc need her guidance
That milk cricket won't stop telling me, how if I vote differently than her I'm a race traitor.
by Wowmansomeguy March 10, 2024
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Milk cricket

me: shut up

her: no
me what did you say you little milk cricket ?
by ho3sluvvcurtcurt November 23, 2023
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