child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.

hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.

by plagueangel June 12, 2008

Rainbow Child

A gay man who would go straight for only one particular girl, but if he can't have her, he will come out of the closet.

Mike: I can't believe Steve is dating Matt! I thought he was engaged to Julia!
Ben: She broke it off.
Mike: Is he bi then?
Ben: No, he's just a rainbow child.

by Sexy White Man October 18, 2011

Scorpio Child

Used in the film 'Precious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire', during the emotional end scene when Mary describes everything that happened to Precious growing up, she calls Precious her little "Scorpio Child" saying they ones you cannot trust and always gotta be watching them.

Precious: "I was born in November"

Mary: "She's mah scorpio child"

by YaaawKnaaaw November 12, 2009

Jesus Child

is a manufactured person, someone that is acting like someone they're not. Since Jesus Christ had no children, calling someone a Jesus Child is referring to them as a fake.

"You ask me to change who I am for you, but when YOU look in the mirror you're just a Jesus Child."

by Big Brother D July 23, 2009

child seat

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.

"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"

by The Kewl Kids September 2, 2008

Child Of God

Some who is lowkey a freak and thirsty af. They'll often say they wont do something, yet inside, are begging for it so bad.

boy: "I wanna eat you out, and then fuck you so hard"
girl: "nah I'll be all g, I'm a child of god"
(or)------------------------------------------
Person 1: "Ooh did you see those new girls? I want to do all sorts of things to them"
person 2: "Yea, I heard they're all children of god"

by childofgod__ May 21, 2018

Indigo Child

Screaming feral kid with nappy hair and no respect for their parents.

They think their kid is an Indigo Child but I think he's little snot-nosed brat.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007