Why did I even buy this mug?

What you might ask after buying a mug from Urban Dictionary.

1: Hey man, that mug sucks.
2: I thought it was funny, but now that I think of it, why did I even buy this mug?

by Why did I even buy this mug? April 24, 2024

Rage buying

The furious act of buying hope after pure disappointment.

After not winning Oz Powerball’s $150 million jackpot prize, I was reduced to staying as a fuming rice queen trapped in the pauper lifestyle... so I commenced rage buying lottery tickets for a shot of hopeless comfort.

by ACunny May 23, 2024

Buy car drunk

When you are so drunk that you buy a car and don't realise you did until the next day.

You did what!! Fuck you must have been buy car drunk!!!

by Pocketjem September 15, 2019

If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

If You Bought Or Buy A Dictionary Then You Are Immortal

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025