butt croutons

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton

calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair

by nastycousin August 5, 2008

Butt Drip

A meaningless, worthless person; A person from the lower reaches of society.

No self respecting dude would be friends with Tom - he's a real Butt Drip.

by Tegsy April 8, 2009

butt dot

an airwave friendly word for Asshole.

you're such a butt dot!

by jabra7411 October 26, 2011

Butt Chugging

The act of ingesting alcohol through ones rectum. The idea is to increase the alcohol's effect and the speed with which one becomes intoxicated.

Hello Jonathan! Would you care to attend my party? We will be Butt Chugging!

by m4g0t December 8, 2011

butt love

butt sex

When Bob shows his tender love for Trevor by placing his magic stick in his stinker.

by John August 28, 2003

monkey butt

on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

butt-cheese

the lint from your butt.

you know, that stuff, that you find at the back of your underpants, and it sort of looks like dust but you know it isn't, and you smell it, and it's kinda like cheese?
yeah, that's butt-cheese. Enjoy it.

by I <3 butt-cheese June 28, 2008