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shot across the bow

When a man ejaculates (usually after a blow job) and the jizz either hits the giver across the cheek or chin.
Guy: That chick sucked me off so hard last night that when she pulled away, I gave her a shot across the bow!
by JeezLueez October 21, 2022
mugGet the shot across the bowmug.

Bow

Bow can be a GENDER-NEUTRAL name.
Stranger: Hi, Bow!

Wow, Bow is so cute.
by bow.con May 2, 2021
mugGet the Bowmug.

Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 4, 2022
mugGet the Shit across the bowsmug.

X-bow

When you lying down and your legs are spread out with your penis sticking out.
by GayNigger101 August 3, 2025
mugGet the X-bowmug.

Bow

I mix between boom and wow
by butterflyxlove October 23, 2020
mugGet the Bowmug.

Blique Bow

A modern term for something that is nonsensical; meaning something is of nonsense.
My teacher was on a bunch of Blique Bow
by Tyrizzking January 11, 2025
mugGet the Blique Bowmug.

Bom Bowe

A giant man born from the sperm of a hippo implanted into Billy Crystal
Jesus that guys got a head the size of bom bowe's balls
by Jamie December 22, 2004
mugGet the Bom Bowemug.

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