The "boat you take to oppritunity" that you get ussually in high school to become good looking. you start high school ugly and or unattractive, and by your last year you are very good looking and know how to dress. unfortunately, some people miss the oppritunity. obviously. on the other hand, for some its just natural and they get to bypass the whole boat option, because they are already good looking.
Damn Ted did you see how ugly Beth is? yeah shes 24 now, geuss she missed the Beauty Boat in high school!
by peee ceee teee vee December 24, 2007
Get the Beauty Boatmug. I hit the man on the boat like he owed me $300 and hit it like a speed bag while putting him in a vacuum.
by cookbook May 12, 2014
Get the man on the boatmug. A phrase used when attempting to insert your foot inside of the vagina of an elderly woman. The feeling has been defined as some to feel the same as sinking their feet in a boat full of macaroni.
by urbanchewbacca123 January 26, 2017
Get the macaroni in a boatmug. The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.
by T-Hype August 10, 2005
Get the Speed Boatmug. When you have diarrhea and make a sweet stew of gravy, and there is somehow a lone turd floating around exploring the bowl like Christopher Columbus upon the Santa Maria.
by Tom Selleck February 1, 2017
Get the Gravy Boatmug. A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
Get the Boat girlmug. Friend 1: Hey, have you ever used a bath-bomb?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?
Friend 2: For what?
Friend 3: You know for the bath!
Friend 2: Oh, you mean a Reverse Boat?
Friend 1 & 3: What is a Reverse Boat?
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
Get the Reverse Boatmug.