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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet, it's a good morning and god bless.
Hila what do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least.
by razzatouille May 23, 2018
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Good Morning God Bless

Term coined by h3h3productions, defined by taking your morning shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
Hila: What’s taking you so long, Ethan?
Ethan: Good Morning God Bless, Hila, it’ll be at least 20 more minutes.
by Hugh Mungus FUPA May 23, 2018
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good morning god bless

When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.
"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"
by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018
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BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.
“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”
by RocketCulture April 26, 2025
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Bless

Bless his phone he is ugly and yea
You should bless his phone because he is ugly
by RubberDogRaw March 17, 2021
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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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