Blandersnatch

usually reffering to a dry, salty, or otherwise bland crotch this is usually associated with women and there "muff".

Mark "yo man! check her out!"
Matt "woah! naw man shes got a blandersnatch!"

by Matt-Hue May 10, 2010

blanderious

Basically this means that somthing is reduculas and not a valid point.

"Dude the words square"

"Man that's so blanderious"

by Webbz101 November 3, 2014

Blanderdashery

A completely nonsensical or exaggerated statement, idea, or worry. Especially one that’s so over-the-top it’s kind of funny

Friend: “I can’t go to the gym. Everyone there is judging me.”
You: “Blatant blanderdashery. Nobody’s judging you. They’re too busy avoiding eye contact.”

by Blanderdash October 3, 2025

blandenize

The (sometimes quick) process whereby an interesting idea, song, or object becomes so trite and smarmy that you are ashamed you ever thought it was cool to begin with.

"I've heard that song so many times now that it's become blandenized faster than pet rocks did."

by Art Mauck August 24, 2007

bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

Blender of Love

Position in which you sit on and spin like crazy. You can set to many different levels, including pulsating. Include fruit and frozen yogurt for fun. Right after you must walk to a real blender and assemble a real smoothie.

The Blender of Love we did last night put my body into a tizzy.

by blenderboy1223 October 31, 2009

Blendercore

a sub-genre of metal in which the music is fast and choppy, somewhat resembling a blender. Much like punk except for the fact of incorparating a metal like breakdown.

Dude 1: Dude, this band sounds punk, wtf!?

Dude 2: Nah dude, their just fast and choppy, wait for the breakdown. Their so blendercore!

by Siren_Drummer6 January 2, 2010