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bitch

me *I swear I’m not joking😭*
she is a BITCH
by jade <3 February 24, 2019
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bitch

1) A person, often female, who does not accept the way another person is and actively tries to change them for his/her benefit or pleasure.

2)A female dog used for breeding.

3)A person, usually a guy, that refuses to do anything interesting or fun because his mind is wrapped around the risks.

4)Anyone who complains excessively, even though they are the only person with their particular opinion.

5)Someone who either sits in the middle car seat, or in a spot that isn't necessarily meant to be a seat in a car.

6) An effective pronoun when talking about something cool.
1)

Denise: I'm tired of the way you dress and I don't like your friends. Get rid of them and wear what I give you.
Dave: Fuck that noise. I'll come back to you when you stop being a bitch.

2)Get that bitch over here, let's make some puppies.

3)

Jack: I don't know guys, we could get into trouble...
Dave: Grow some balls, bitch.

4)

Janet: Football is retarded and boring. Stop watching the fucking game and put on something interesting, like VH1 or MTV.
Mark: Fuck this bitch, let's watch the game at my place.

5) Mark and Dave, you two are sitting bitch.

6) Yo! That's a sick pipe, lemme get a hit of that bitch!/Damn, that pipe is bitchin'!
by tell-it-like-it-is-yo March 3, 2009
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bitching

is wen u nag a lot or u dont like sumthin sumone say to u so u bitch.
this one day i was doin sumthin and my mom ask me to do sumthin else so i started bitching.
by jassree November 3, 2010
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bitch

a woman who is one of two things:

a intentionally spiteful (mean) woman - hates somebody for no reason

a selfish woman who is either narcissistic or borderline narcisisstic - cares nothing for anyone else, is incapable of a long term relationship due to selfishness
Sometimes, i can determine if a woman is a bitch just by observing her body language
by Mr. Smarty pants January 31, 2007
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The Bitches

A psychological disease in which a man whines and throws hissy fits like a woman because he did not get his way or something he wants when others around him did.
Oh man looks like the tech got a case of the bitches because he didn't get easy work today.
by Mr. two15 December 7, 2007
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A "Bitch"

I have three of them at home, a big black one, a bigger brown one, and a black and white one. They are up for anything I want to do any time I want to do it. They never complain about being hot or cold or wet or cranky or a bad day at work or with the kids. They don't care about anniversaries or birthdays or mothers day and they don't want a card, any gift is always welcome. They will lick my feet on a hot day right after I get my shoes off or cuddle all night to keep me warm and never complain that they are getting stiff and have to turn over.
All they ask is a bucket of cold water and a couple of bowls of dog food every day and they think I'm great. If I let them lick my plate, or if I take them 4 a walk or throw the frisbee they think I am a God. If anyone threatens me they will gladly take him on even if he is a catapillar tractor.
I don't know any woman that even aspires to this level of love, loyalty, dedication and commitment.
Bitch is a good thing.
A "Bitch". Funny you say "bitch" like it was a bad thing.
by Bob Resare July 7, 2006
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bitches

the regular female normally very do-able(guy slang)
look at all them fine bitches
by trey November 28, 2003
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