Biff

Doing something that is both very dumb and very painful. causes loss of property or health, or both.

JC made a $20K BIFF by crashing his brand new jeep into the pond and boggin it out.

Pat was walking down the stairs at the club and he biffed hard right in front of some hotties.

by ericl May 3, 2005

biff

really cheap nasty clothes.like one of those shirts with chinese symbols on it.

" your clothes are so biff what are you doing you bif-tech"

by sean January 30, 2005

biff

n. Any general act of stupidity or misfortune. Oftentimes a directly the result of the person's action.

V. The act of making a biff.

"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

n.
"You really biffed that test."
"That was a hardcore biff."
v.
"He biffed really bad this time."
"You shoulda seen him biff when he tried to talk to that girl."

by Second Elliot Skankies March 28, 2005

biff

1. A girl who when seen while fast-forwarding appears to be smokin', but when watched at regular video speed, is found to be unattractive.

2. A girl who could possibly be attractive when seen while fast-forwarding, but is unattractive normally.

I went back to watch the commercial, but it turned out she was just a biff.

by Love Rhino December 20, 2010

biff

a woman with 2 butts, one in the back and one in the front

Person #1: Damn my spanish teacher is such a fat lard.
Person #2: I know. She's a biff.

by quimbybooker September 23, 2006

Biff

Great, splendid, super, grand

Usage: 1. “Check out this biff marching band jacket I just stole from Thrift Village,” 2. “Biffic blimey, it’s massive!”

Relevance: Milpitas, CA, (specifically Gross Street), c. 1979-1982

Reference: Kozonowski Family; Blood, Ben, Backfield: the Movie; Ben Barber; BAN

by Wilde Family May 6, 2008

biff

The Bit between your balls and your bum!
(Medical Term-Perineum)

Its a hot day, your wearing jeans and your sweating 'God my biff is well chaffed'.

by Dee Magennis April 23, 2005