Bi-smokesual

Having a decided non-preference for cigarette brands.
After one day in prison I became bi-smokesual.
by B's Cougar October 09, 2009
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bi-genderality

bi•gen•der•al•li•TEE Bi-genderality a third gender (but kinda not) a person with a boy part and a girl part (penis and vagina.
"Oh, cece" said janet. "I’m bi-genderality", "that kewl",said cc
by karen car January 14, 2021
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Bi-checkual

A person that randomly makes check marks going both ways - either down to the right then up to the right, or down to the left and up to the left
At the end of the day, Gary looked at his to-do list and realized from his check marks - some of which went to the right and some to the left - that he was bi-checkual.
by ProofreadingYourLife July 01, 2020
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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 11, 2011
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BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.
Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.
by GuiGG March 10, 2011
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Bi-Winning

The belief that something has been won more than once, only to discover that you are indeed bipolar and have not won anything.

A deluded state the occurs when you "bang to many 7 gram rocks"
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bipolar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward.
by sup3rsawy3rs March 11, 2011
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Bi-Winning

What Charlie Sheen answered during an interview when asked if he was Bi-Polar.
Reporter: are you bi-polar?
Charlie: I'm Bi-Winning
by The Actual Jesus March 13, 2011
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