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Benjamin Guy

If you are a Benjamin guy you typically have the bowel problems of a dead water hog and actually have undiagnosed IBS. They often think a sport (usually football),listening to the same overplayed song and selling stuff on depop is a personality a trait. However it is a known fact they have a lush girlfriend and people often wonder how he has bagged such a lushy cos she is way out of his league
‘Aw my god it absolutely boffs in here’
‘Yeah it’s that one who thinks he’s a mint footballer with the lush girlfriend benjamin guy’
by jumboseahorse888 November 23, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin has as small dick with big always freshly shaved balls. He has a small head and a small nose and probably wears a middle part. He also has a very good style and has 2 to 3 favourite pairs of shoes.

He loves flirting and wants to have sex but is still a virgin. In general he is very kind and has many friends. Another fact is that he thinks that he is very smart only because he understood some things.
Omg Benjamin is soooo hottt

Benjamin! You have such a good style

Benjamin let’s have sex
by Harry maguire November 20, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is someone with an histoire, a background.
-he has a background.

-oh, he must be a Benjamin.
by wellhereiam June 1, 2020
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Benjamin

Very sexy and very handsome he knows how to get what he wants especially when it comes to woman
Did I just see Benjamin and Megan getting it on?
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Benjamin Franklin: The Eleventh to the Seventeenth Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Benjamin

Benjamin is the most innovative person in the world. He cooks chicken in his basement and even uses his pliers as chicken picker-uppers. Will not stop eating, not afraid to get half drunk. Moms hate him.
that guy is benjamin
by andrew norotn April 18, 2019
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