New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

Bros before Knows

When the boss comes in and replaces experienced, knowledgeable people with his friends.

I got excellent annual reviews, it was just Bros before Knows...

by Guy in the Know May 12, 2025

bellas before fellas

The female version for bros before hoes.

Instagram caption: << bellas before fellas>>

John: hey wanna go on a date tonight?
Stephany: sorry, i go on a pijama party. Bellas before fellas ^_^

by Lorelai lisbon June 9, 2020

Before You Start Your Day

A twenty øne piløts song. Also the most fucking underrated song ever

Person 1: My favorite tøp song is Stressed Out
Person 2: Mine is Car Radio
Person 1: How bout you Person 3?
Person 3: Before You Start Your Day
Person 1 & 2: Ew that song sucks
Person 3: what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

by real_mrbreast June 9, 2025

befor

staying in the moment.

doing that action in that exact moment.

be for you do anything else.

pray befor you eat

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2019

Bruzz before huzz

bros before hoes with a uzz instead

bruzz before huzz pmo tstststtts

by Chen bolin March 3, 2025

cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017