Sand Bear

The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.

Man: You wanna go swimming?

Sand Bear: Fuck off!

Man: Maybe make a campfire?

Sand Bear: Burn in hell!

Man: Give it another try?

Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!

by manbearsquid May 3, 2010

Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot

John is such a bob-bear.

by Shawn May 13, 2005

Bear Dick

A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.

I love bear dick because it's really nice and bear-like.

by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006

The Koehler Bear

A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.

Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?

Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!

Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys

by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009

Bear with me

Please put up with me for a while

Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).

Please bear with me today. I lost my mind last weekend and I'm still looking for your shoe.

by Trudgingalong August 13, 2010

nervous bear

A gentleman who still lives with his mother into late adulthood and spends all his day flaming and trolling on the internet.

1. Come on, get a job, get a house and a life, stop being such a nervous bear.

by paul mctavish March 28, 2007

Jare Bear

a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.

Jared is a gay rights activist Jare Bear

by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011