beef mountain

a very tall and muscular person

That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.

by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014

Beef Spank

Smacking a fat girls ass

Hey, did you hear Tom gave Courtney a good ole beef spank yesterday.

by Banana1996 October 16, 2021

Beef Butcher

An individual unskilled in the are of giving head. Used too much teeth and not enough lip. Typically a painful experience but generally tolerated cause after all, you are getting your dick sucked.

That fang toothed Rachel is a beef butcher. Damn near chewed my cock off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 07, 2018

Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 23, 2019

beef glue

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.

Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth

by umokthen May 12, 2020

moose beef

Rachel moose beef labia flaps

Rachel's labia flaps resembled that of moose beef

by platinum cow May 26, 2019