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shampoo barrel 

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo
Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel
shampoo barrel by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023

Cracker Barrel Head 

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.
Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

Double barrel

The sex act of taking two cocks in your mouth and then ejaculating
I just took a double barrel yesterday

Double barrel

The sex act of taking two cocks in your mouth and then ejaculating
I just took a double barrel yesterday

Sardine barrel 

A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.
1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911

2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!
Sardine barrel by Apple crust August 23, 2023

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.
"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"